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09.06.2025 03:58

Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
No way
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to